Abstract: A sarcastic guide on how (not) to work in, with, and around a DevOps team. Information has been gathered from real-world experience, eyewitness testimony, campfire stories, and overheard at various bars. Names and locations have been changed to protect the innocent, and content is heavily inflated for impact.

Topics include:

  • Pigs and Walls
  • Fortified Silos
  • Mythical Man-Meetings
  • Bruce Wayne, Sr. Engineer
  • The Horizontal Tooling Methodology
  • IaIK (Infrastructure as Institutional Knowledge)
  • Oracles and You
  • Nihilism in the Workplace
  • Fear-based Scaling
  • Security by Force

Video:

Speaker: Clif Bratcher, Duo Security

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